Joseph

"Fuck off, I don't have maths next!!"

- Joseph (Season 13)

Joseph or Joseph McFatty (Hebrew: גל גדות) is a main character that nobody knows where he came from, he's just sort of... there.

The Antiquity
Joseph met Pat a very long time ago.

WWII
In a very unfortunate time and place, Jewseph was an innocent boy entangled in the horrors during the Holocaust and its aftermath. He was sent to Auschwitz but was not killed for being a child, instead he was used as a football as entertainment for the bored prisoners. Luckily, his treatment as a football lead to his escape.

Post-WWII
Joseph made his way to Israel during the reverse diaspora after WWII had ended. Joseph then migrated to New Zealand because he felt like it.

Personality
Has the personality of a three month old pile of shit.

Relationships
Gary is Joseph's current fuck toy. He lives in Joseph's basement, tied up to the wall with chains. Gary is a twink, and is Josephs sub.

Current kinks that Joseph and Gary are into include: Leather, BDSM, and torture.

Controversy
There are multiple theories, as cited by prominent historians, which seek to explain how Jewseph escaped Auschwitz exactly. Various witness accounts have been claimed all of which contradict each other.

Appearances

 * The Ball Episode - Had a good dance. "McCann stole my suit and tie"


 * The Rape Episode - Minor appearance, only for a few seconds


 * The Avocado Roll Episode - Major role. Almost died laughing at Theo's expense
 * Fluke's Bye Bye Dinner - Ate food
 * Pat's Birthday - Won Monopoly after claiming "Beats by dad"

Quotes

 * "Fuck off, I don't have maths next!!"
 * "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20."
 * "Shut the fuck up McCann!"
 * "...That's why I cut it off!"
 * "Shit in my mouth."
 * "I'll argue until the very last schmeckel."
 * "MINE!"

Trivia

 * Is supposedly gay
 * Married and divorced from a cake book
 * Loooves Maths
 * Eunuch
 * Is stalked on his social media, namely Facebook and Instagram