McCann

"My parents, parents, parents were fish."

- The wise words of McCann

McCann is a side character who is seen as an unofficial member of The Gay Trio.

Pre-Season 8
McCann's parents, parents, parents were fish, making him part fish. McCann illegally crossed the border of Mexico, getting into the United States and sneaking onto a plane which happened to be destined for New Zealand.

Season 8
McCann is introduced as the twin of Winnie.

Personality
You have to feel sorry for McCann. He is constantly made fun of and laughed at (not with—at). McCann generally doesn't like talking about his origins—never admitting that he crossed the border in Mexico and instead claiming that he "legally migrated to New Zealand from the Cayman Islands".

Appearances

 * The Ball Episode - Took pictures with Owen or something
 * Rowing Mini-series
 * Pat's Birthday (mentioned only)
 * Fluke's Bye Bye Party

Quotes

 * "My parents, parents, parents were fish." — Season 10
 * "If you rape an old man does it count as rape?" — Season 13
 * "I'd rather party with Jesus." — Rowing miniseries
 * "What happens to a Mexican when they go to prison in Monopoly? They die out." — Rowing miniseries