Thomas

"Hello, I am Omar."

- Omar (Season 8)

Thomas is a main character and a member of The Real Anime Club.

Pre-Season 7 (Not that pre)
In his early days, Thomas grew up in Alsager, United Kingdom. The life Thomas had in the UK was relatively ordinary.

Thomas met Kony, Jethro, and Tom Ross at a very early point in the timeline beginning from when Thomas moved to New Zealand.

Season 7
Thomas was kind of normal, but also weird. He hated the people in his class who sat next to him and met Anthony at some point in time afterward. Thomas would sometimes come across the Room 8 group, but interaction was limited. Times when Thomas would cross paths with the Room 8 group included:
 * Meeting Akira in House Sports
 * Seeing Winnie and Ossian walking to and from school
 * Witnessing the events which took place during the Hospitality Arc

Season 8
Thomas was re-introduced as a main character at the start of BIS Act II and joined the Room 14 group during its formation.

Personality
Thomas was always a weird student—doing somewhat questionable things during his cameos in Season 7 such as singing "Muna Muna" in the Technologies Arc. However, in Season 8, Travis cheesed in Thomas' sandwich and, without being aware of it, Thomas ate the sandwich and contracted a gross and racist mindset which would define his iconic character for years to come.

A lot of people who have met, and come to truly know, Thomas have had their lives twisted and manipulated by him—just because of Thomas' spiteful character. A good example is the case of McCann: For McCann, Thomas was proven to be too formidable of an opponent in annoyingness that McCann's attempts of comebacks, such as calling Thomas "Casey", have failed miserably and tend to backfire on McCann. It is unknown whether McCann is currently or will be considering being deported on purpose to escape Thomas.

One of Thomas' most innocent victims was Tanner, an aspiring History student who liked harmless fun and games. Thomas decided to make his life worse—just for fun—and decided to defame Tanner by framing him as a complete idiot. This was done through a complicated series of events which are listed as follows:


 * A discussion is held on how the causes of the Russian Revolution should be ranked by influence
 * Thomas thinks Rasputin should be ranked as the most influential cause, while Jared and Tanner disagree; additionally, Thomas thinks that the 'effect of the war' should rank as the least influential cause of the revolution
 * Tanner goes up to the whiteboard to stick a sheet of paper noting "The effect of the war" at the top of a diamond formation of other sheets (with the other causes written on them) denoting the least to most influential forces in ascending order. Tanner, however, has not put Rasputin up on the board yet
 * Tanner puts Rasputin at the bottom. Thomas sees this and is seemingly annoyed. In actuality, this is the beginning of his evil plan...
 * Thomas continuously places Rasputin at the top of the board responding to Tanner's numerous attempts in taking Rasputin off the top.
 * Tanner gives up and thinks that the class will blame Thomas for being ignorant. This would not be the case
 * The next day everyone believes that Tanner was stupid for ranking Rasputin at the top. Thomas has won... and only Tanner and Jared know the truth
 * The following day, after while dealing with his subsequent depression, Tanner has jelly accidentally thrown at his knee causing his knee to fall into a pile of dog poop that happened to be nearby

To this day, instead of trying to tell everyone that Thomas is the one responsible for his misery, Tanner says that he smeared jelly and dog poop on his knee. This fake confession is only accompanied by Tanner whispering "''Rasputin... Rasputin...". ''This is but one case of Thomas' many complicated schemes to ruin people's lives.

Sometimes, Thomas disguises his evil acts as "being funny" such as the time when he sent grotesque pictures of genitals (e.g. smegma and blue waffles) to Travis. Sometimes Thomas needs to have a particular trap card played against him...

Co-Conspirors
Travis is a coon who sometimes helps Thomas in his evil schemes. It is possible that Travis, as a coon, fell to the darkside because he gave in to Thomas annoying him. This claim is disputed by a few notable historians of Thomas however (Kershaw 2015, Obama 2015).

Tanner, after becoming an insane Rasputin fanboy, has turned to support anything that Thomas says which includes Thomas' latest smearing campaigns.

For the main article see: Truths
Truths are disputable facts that are disseminated by Thomas. A precursor to fake news, truths are created to cause mayhem and advance Thomas' own agenda (which is usually annoying people and getting a thrill out of it). Notable truths include the Truth Behind 9/11, the Truth Behind James Cameron's Avatar, Family Hentai Night (originally created by Travis), and the Morning Routine. Rebuttals to Truths are mainly from Jared and Akira. However it should be noted that many of Thomas' truths are quite funny.

Dreams

 * Pecan Pie - Jared teaches Thomas how to make Pecan Pie while a man with a knife pursues Thomas in a seemingly never-ending loop around Jared.
 * Mean Dream - Thomas operates a lemonade stand and Tom Ross comes over to give Thomas a hot chocolate; however, Tom Ross instantly takes it back saying he can't have it. Thomas then finds Oscar and asks why he has 'palm trees' on his shirt. However, it zooms into his shirt and reveals that the palm trees are actually dinosaurs. Oscar is quite annoyed and tells Thomas that they aren't dinosaurs.
 * Time-travelling Meme
 * Shinji saves Thomas
 * The Lego Dream
 * Show me the way - A Dad, a Step-mom, a daughter, her boyfriend with a painting, and more...
 * The Attic and the Pool - 'Tis the zombie apocalypse and Thomas makes his way into a mansion along with a group of people. The backstories of the group are explored: the story of a middle-aged woman from the group is covered quite comprehensively. Inside the mansion, Thomas eventually makes his way into an attic where he finds Jared and a bunch of primary school girls who are building up a defensive post—and are equipped with firearms. Thomas leaves and ventures into a hallway. In one of the hallway's doors there is a cartoon pig... Thomas ends up at a pool, but things turn bad—it seems that the end of the world is upon him yet again. Thomas finds his way back into the Mansion, and is at the hallway. Thomas then sees the pig walk out of the door, who notices Thomas and says...

Songs
PokeYourMum 🎵

Poke your mum Black and White,

If you fap along that's alright,

Its the finger you use, It's the hand you choose

''So poke your mum... do it now!''

Dora the Sexsplorer (Incomplete) 🎼

Cum in my bum and nose,

Use your dick like a hose!

The Adolf Hitler Show 🎶

My name is Adolf Hitler and I am proud to be, taking over the world with my Nazi army,

We take old jews and young jews we don't really care,

We put them in death camps and shave off their hair,

And so I've found a place where everyone will know, my evil mustached face this is the Hitler show!

(Alternate)

My name is Adolf Hitler and I am proud to be, taking over the world with my Nazi army,

We kill old Jews and young Jews we don't really care,

we gas them in showers and shave of their hair

And so I've found a place where everyone will know, my evil mustached face this is the Hitler show!

Krusty Sea Captain ( WARNING: GROSS PARODY AHEAD. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...) 🏴‍☠️🎼

Are ya ready kids?

Aye Aye captain.....

I can't fucking hear you!

A''ye Aye captain! (Sobbing noises)''

OOOHHHHHH!

Who touches young children under the age of 3

The Krusty sea captain

Who fondles their balls and covers'em with pre?

The krusty sea captain

Who's sexual nonsense includes lots of piss?

The Krusty sea captain

Who fingers their holes and sucks on their dicks?

The Krusty sea captain

Krusty sea captain, Krusty sea captain, Krusty sea captain

Krusty..Sea Captain!!

Games
Planes Fire and Rescue

1: Watch planes or planes fire and rescue

2: Fap furiously

3: Hear someone coming up the stares and attempt to cum before they get to your room

4: When the door starts to open. Shoot (Fire) your load, leap into the air and catch (rescue) your semen in your mouth.

5: When asked what your doing on the floor say that you 'fell out of bed' Remember to swallow your semen before talking or it will drool out your mouth and your cover will be blown.

Coons and Crackers

Its just chess, but the black pieces are referred to as 'Coons' and the white pieces as 'Crackers'

There are house rules however...

1: Coons can use an ability called Steal which allows them to take one of the opponents pieces. They can also use 'Go to the store for cigarettes' which allows that piece to be taken off of the board and put back at any time (Usually never or after 30 years)

2: Crackers can use 'White privilege' which gives them an extra turn and move space. They can also use 'Self defence' which allows them to take out any coon piece on the board.

Appearances

 * The Ball Episode - Appears as a main character during the special
 * Battle Of The Car Park - Appears as a main character
 * BIS ACT II - Introduced as a main character
 * The End of The Real Anime Club
 * The Real Anime Club 2018 Special
 * The Real Anime Club 2019 Special
 * The Real Anime Club 2020 Special
 * The Real Anime Club 2020 Special + 1

Quotes

 * "Muna Muna Doo doo do do doo..."
 * "It's Probing time!"
 * "Penis lazer... charge..."
 * "Does anybody nose where it is?"
 * "Are you... Brochure???"
 * "Earlobe sucking cunt!"
 * "I'm the human torch!"
 * "I didn't say n*gger." (When he just said the n word)
 * "How do you ride a ghost?"
 * "Why would you stick an easter egg in your Xbox? The chocolate would melt and break the game..."
 * "Literally or metaphorically?"
 * "Which one?" (When someone says oh my god)
 * (When someone says Jesus Christ) "Yes?"
 * "Hulk horny!"
 * (In reply to Travis and Jared saying "That's not cool") "No it's hot, sweaty and full of flakes and hairs."
 * "Is Jono a Hori???" (Just as Jono joins the party)

Trivia

 * Creator of "Chronic the Hedgehog"
 * Owns the Bank of Thomas
 * Has his own religion Thomeseus