Theo

"Squark."

- Theo (Always)

Theo is an ostrich.

Background
Theo was and still is an ostrich.

Appearances

 * The Ball Episode - Talked to Jared over a vlog


 * The Rape Episode
 * The Avocado Roll Episode - Was almost killed when he was hit by an avocado roll thrown by James
 * Pat's Birthday - Ate vegetarian sausages

Quotes

 * "Squark!"
 * "Rawk!"
 * "Megnha!"
 * "Bugnyah!"
 * "Allahu Ackbar!"
 * "History is written by the victors."
 * "The IRA were freedom fighters, not terrorists."

Trivia

 * May suddenly make strange noises
 * Has violent tendencies
 * Sometimes a priest[ dubious - discuss?]
 * Sometimes does not good things with Chris
 * Is a vegetarian vegan
 * Is related to the pukeko
 * Does embarrassing bird things when drunk
 * First appeared on-screen in Season 7