The Gay Trio

The Gay Trio or The Faggity Three or The Queer Quartet (see controversy) is a main faction during the TGS era. The characters central to The Gay Trio include Pat, Joseph and Theo. Additional characters may include McCann, AIDS, and Akira.

Activities
The Gay Trio regularly carry out not good routines which revolve around sitting on each other and participating in orgies. Very frequently things get physical among the three. It is common knowledge that the trio have tendencies to appear in crucial moments in time."I was there when Rome fell and I was there when Rome rose"

- Theo--Season 13 "Joseph was there when Judea was sacked, Bastard"

- Pat--Season 13

Controversy
A few prominent historians have debated issues concerning supposed re-brandings of The Gay Trio.

Baker (1988) notes that there was a renaming of The Gay Trio into The Faggity Three during Season 13 when Thomas called for the change.

According to John H. Eden (2021), a witness account was given on how Akira fisted Theo during house assembly sometime in the later half of Season 13. Eden (2021) claims that this drew Akira into propriety of The Gay Trio—subsequently calling for a name change to The Queer Quartet.

Historian NotPat (2017) states that "with the addition of Akira and McCann ([AIDS] is largely absent), they [The Gay Trio] might be called the Pentuple Penises."

Both Eden (2021) and Marx. K (1880) drew conclusions to the fact that in the postmodern era of the 21st century, the subject matter concerning the true name of "The Gay Trio" will remain equivocal as it is subjective.